I used to be arrogant but now I’m perfect.
Category: One Liners Jokes
I’m watching my neighbor through the blinds
I’m watching my neighbor through the blinds, he’s so creepy.
On the other hand
On the other hand, you have different fingers.
A joke becomes a dad joke
A joke becomes a dad joke when the punchline is apparent.
Remains to be seen
A nurse finds a rectal thermometer in her pocket
A nurse finds a rectal thermometer in her pocket and thinks, “some asshole has my pen”
I was pro-life
I was pro-life before I met you.
What do you tell a woman with two black eyes?
What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing, she’s been told twice already
Why don’t black people go on cruises?
Why don’t black people go on cruises? They’re not falling for that one again.
What’s the hardest thing about murdering innocent toddlers?
What’s the hardest thing about murdering innocent toddlers? My dick.