Apparently I snore so loudly that it scares everyone in the car I’m driving.
Category: One Liners Jokes
You can’t spell advertisements
You can’t spell advertisements without semen between the tits.
You have more issues
You have more issues than a magazine.
I hate Russian Dolls
There’s a fine line
There’s a fine line between……Hyphenated words.
Not only is my thesaurus bad
Not only is my thesaurus bad, it is also bad!
Just been on a once-in-a-lifetime holiday
Just been on a once-in-a-lifetime holiday. Never again.