Category: One Liners Jokes

My penis was in the Guinness book of world records, but then the librarian told me to take it out.

Shout out to the people wondering what the opposite of in is.

My friends and I experimented sexually in high school, I was the control group.

If a tree falls in the forest and nobody hears, my illegal logging business is a success.

I think it’s pretty cool how the Chinese made a language entirely out of tattoos.

If America changed from pounds to kilograms overnight, would it create mass confusion?

Accordion to a recent survey, replacing words with the names of musical instruments in a sentence, often goes undetected.

My three favorite things are eating my family and not using commas.

I saw a double-entendre contest, so I entered my friend.

I was gonna tell a time travelling joke but you guys didn’t like it