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If I had a dollar for every time I’ve been told I’m racist

If I had a dollar for every time I’ve been told I’m racist, black people would try to rob me.

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My carbon monoxide detector won’t stop beeping

My carbon monoxide detector won’t stop beeping, and its giving me a headache and dizziness and nausea.

Author jokerCategories One Liners Jokes
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I asked the judge to shorten my sentence

I asked the judge to shorten my sentence and he interrupted me.

Author jokerCategories One Liners Jokes
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My doctor told me to drink two glasses

My doctor told me to drink two glasses of red wine after a hot bath but I can’t even finish drinking the hot bath.

Author jokerCategories One Liners Jokes
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I’m so polite

When wearing a bikini, women reveal 90% of their body, but I’m so polite, I only look at the covered parts.

Author jokerCategories One Liners Jokes
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Probably the worst thing you can hear when you’re wearing a bikini

Probably the worst thing you can hear when you’re wearing a bikini is “Good for you!”

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I just made up a new word

I just made up a new word: plagiarism.

Author jokerCategories One Liners Jokes
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Last night they held a seminar

Last night they held a seminar on how to withhold orgasms; nobody came.

Author jokerCategories One Liners Jokes
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Who decided to call it “marijuana possession”?

Who decided to call it “marijuana possession” and not “joint custody?”

Author jokerCategories One Liners Jokes
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Face is a four letter word

Face is a four letter word, but preface is a foreword letter.

Author jokerCategories One Liners Jokes
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