Category: One Liners Jokes

My recliner and I go way back.

I once tried to date a tennis player, but love meant nothing to her.

I’m looking at my ceiling – not saying it’s the greatest ceiling in the world… but it’s up there

Do gay midgets come out of the cabinet?

I like Freudian slips as much as the next gay.

If you’re here for the yodeling lesson, please form an orderly orderly orderly orderly queue…

My wife gets annoyed if I mess with her red wine, so I’ve added fruit and lemonade to it and now she sangria than ever.

2 in 1 people have multiple personality disorder.

With the rise of self-driving vehicles, it’s only a matter of time before we get a country song where a guy’s truck leaves him too.

I’m always frank with my sexual partners, I wouldn’t want them to know my real name.