Category: One Liners Jokes

‪My manager hid her food during the FBI raid so they couldn’t Caesar Salad. ‬

My buddy used to date a cross-eyed girl until he found out she was seeing someone on the side.

I just donated $100 to a blind children’s charity, not that the kids will ever see any of it.

I can always tell when they use fake dinosaurs in movies.

I just got fired from my job at the bakery, which is upsetting cause I really kneaded the dough.

Every time you ingest food coloring, you dye a little inside.

When I was younger I felt like a man trapped in a woman’s body. Then I was born.

The shovel was a groundbreaking invention.

Joke’s on her, my fetish is fake orgasms.

Two clowns are eating a cannibal, when one turns to the other and says, “I think we’re doing this joke wrong”