Category: One Liners Jokes

I made love to my wife for an hour and 5 minutes last night… thanks daylight savings time!

Dark humor is like food, some people don’t have any

I lost all my weed in a series of small fires.

To quit smoking, I only smoke after every meal. I am down to 40 meals a day.

My friend was late to our cannibal dinner party, so I gave him the cold shoulder

Cleavage is like the sun. You can look, but don’t stare.. Unless you’re wearing sunglasses.

A recent study has found that women who carry a little extra weight live longer than the men who mention it.

I’ve never shot a gun because that would be a weird target