Category: One Liners Jokes

Ever since I’ve installed Adblock, all the single girls in my area seem to have lost interest

Pedophiles never win races; they like to come in a little behind.

A march for obesity might be the first march in history to actually cure something.

The first time I got a universal remote control I thought to myself, “This changes everything.”

My wife said if I took one more picture of her, she’d leave me…that’s when I snapped.

Sometimes when I’m bored, I’ll google “Chris Brown” just to see how many hits I get.

Did you know that Iceland is only one sea away from Ireland?

I put the sexy in dyslexia

I have a chicken proof lawn…it’s impeccable.

I just ordered 2000 lbs of won ton soup.