Category: One Liners Jokes

I was talking to a North-African girl for hours, we just clicked

Salad is not food, because when I eat salad my dog doesn’t pay attention to me.

Once you’ve seen one shopping center, you’ve seen a mall

Who wants to read my book on desperate marketing techniques?

My friend offered to buy me a coffin, but I told him that’s the last thing I’ll need

I have a fear of speed bumps, but I’m slowly getting over it.

My mum told me my spaghetti car would never work, but you should’ve seen her face when I drove pasta

If a blind woman tells you your penis is big, she’s probably just pulling your leg

Einstein’s Law states, “The best way to get the right answer on the Internet is not to ask a question, it’s to post the wrong answer.”

I go to the gym so infrequently I call it the James.