The only thing flat-earthers fear, is sphere itself.
Category: One Liners Jokes
Told one too many puns
I want my tombstone to read: “Told one too many puns, it was a grave mistake.”
I’ve been held back in math class
I’ve been held back in math class more times than I can count
What to wear to my Premature Ejaculation Society meeting
I didn’t know what to wear to my Premature Ejaculation Society meeting, so I just came in my pants.
I hate spelling errors
I hate spelling errors, because you can mess up just two letters, and your whole post is urined.
“Wet Floor” signs
Today I learned “Wet Floor” signs are not a request
Check her balance at ATM
I was at an ATM and this old lady asked me to help check her balance, so I pushed her over.
The word ‘red’
The word ‘red’ is found in ‘credible’. Red is incredible.
I often say to myself
I often say to myself, “I can’t believe the cloning machine worked!”
Pro-Life Tip
Pro-Life Tip: Don’t get an Abortion