Category: One Liners Jokes

When you look really closely, all mirrors look like eyeballs.

I was addicted to soap… I’m clean now.

People who buy stock photos are photoshopping.

100% of all divorces start with marriage.

I’ve told you all a million times not to exaggerate!

A camel can work 10 days without drinking, but I can drink 10 days without working.

eBay is so useless that when I tried to look up lighters, all they had was 13,749 matches.

My married friends keep trying to set me up. I don’t know where they find all these bloody gloves.

I haven’t slept for ten days, because that would be too long.

A male feminist walks into a bar, because it was set so low…