Category: One Liners Jokes

Unplugging something and plugging it back in doesn’t always work, I learned that the hard way, sorry grandpa 🙁

Grow old or die trying.

I made my bed every day for a week. Honestly, it seems like a waste of lumber

A gay deer stumbles out of a bar and says “Damn, I can’t believe I just blew fifty bucks.”

The teacher pointed at me and said “Name two pronouns!” and I looked around and said “who? me?”

I just shot my kids, framed my wife, and hung my parents on the wall, I love being a photographer.

If your parents didn’t have children, chances are you won’t either.

Not many people know this, but I’m famous.

I wanted to build the world’s tallest building, but then I found out someone already did it

Petting zoos are a great place to pick up chicks.