Category: One Liners Jokes

Two fortune tellers meet on the street. The first says, “You’re fine, how am I?”

Abortion really brings out the kid in you

Beware of pointless warnings.

They say 1 in 6 guys is gay, so when I look within my group of friends… I hope it’s Josh, he’s the cute one.

I would be willing to have almost any super power, but I can’t see myself being invisible.

As a Scarecrow, people say I’m outstanding in my field.

My plan to have an incomplete Will Smith movie collection is coming together without a Hitch.

Only a fraction of people will understand that there is a fine line between the numerator and denominator.

Lif is too short

I wonder if the Wright brothers knew how much their invention would take off.