Category: One Liners Jokes

Have you heard the story about the Mexican train killer; that guy had some loco motives

If you show me your boob I’ll show you my tattoo, tit for tat.

I hate being bipolar, it’s awsome.

I’d kill for a Nobel Peace Prize.

All the psychics I go to are either too depressing or too angry, when all I’m looking for is a happy medium.

IAmA professional boxer with dyslexia, MMA!

Shout out to the hard of hearing

Have you ever walked in on your roommate while you were masturbating?

The 5 second rule does not apply when you have a 2 second dog. ‬

I was going to make a joke about the floor, but then I realized it was beneath me.