Category: One Liners Jokes

Between me and you there’s lots of words in the dictionary.

Feminism is a broad issue

I’d just like to remind everyone that International Procrastination Day was last week.

I don’t get why my girlfriend always starts conversations with “Are you even listening to me?!”

I saw a sign that said falling rocks so I tried and it doesn’t.

With great power comes great electricity bills.

My wife just found out I replaced our bed with a trampoline; she hit the roof!

A Freudian slip is when you say one thing, but mean your mother.

“I don’t give myself enough credit”~ Anonymous

I came into a lot of money recently…which is weird, because I usually use a paper towel.