Category: One Liners Jokes

Today my yoga instructor was really drunk, put me in a very awkward position.

I’m looking for a personal trainer. The last one didn’t work out.

I wonder how many vampires have been run over by people who backup just using their mirrors

My friend started a band called 1024 MB, but he’s only gotten one gig so far.

As I said before, I never repeat myself.

It would be really hard to overdose on viagra.

I started a yacht making business in my attic; sails are going through the roof.

A buttload of toilet paper is just the right amount

I tried to write a song about tortillas but it came out more of a wrap.

Words cannot express how limited my vocabulary is.