Category: One Liners Jokes

7/11 was a part time job

If two wrongs could make a right then four wrongs could make a plane

It only takes one drink to get me drunk but I can’t remember if its the 13th or the 14th.

I won’t apologize and I’m sorry if you have a problem with that

I stayed up all night to see where the sun went, then it dawned on me.

There is a new apartment called the Oedipus Complex, everyone and their mom is moving there.

You know what I hate about people leaving jokes unfinished?

I met an estate agent who didn’t know the abbreviation for ‘apartment’. I thought, “that’s apt”

I was gonna join the debate team, but somebody talked me out of it.

I’ll never forget my grandpa’s final words, “stop shaking the ladder you cunt.”