Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Avenue.
Avenue who?
Avenue seen it coming?
Category: Knock Knock Jokes
Knock knock Cereal
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Cereal.
Cereal who?
Cereal killer. Have you been naughty or good?
Knock knock Barbie
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Barbie.
Barbie who?
Let’s Barbie Q!
Knock knock Icy
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Icy.
Icy who?
You see me, do you need glasses or something?
Knock, knock Spell
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Spell.
Spell who?
W-H-O.
Knock knock Grandpa
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Grandpa.
Oh my gosh! Somebody open the coffin quick!!!
Knock knock FBI
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
FBI.
FB…
We are asking the questions here!
Knock knock Extraterrestrial
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
An extraterrestrial.
Extraterrestrial who?
What – how many extra-terrestrials do you know?
Knock, knock Opportunity!
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Opportunity!
That is impossible. Opportunity doesn’t come knocking twice!
Knock, knock The love of your life
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
The love of your life.
Liar! Chocolate can’t speak!