What do you call a dog with no legs.
It don’t matter, its not going to come.
Category: Funny Puns
What’s the difference
What’s the difference between a well dressed man on a tricycle and a poorly dressed man on a bicycle?
A tire!
Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up?
What’s a pirate’s favorite
What’s a pirate’s favorite school subject?
Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrt
What’s a pirate’s favorite sweater material?
Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrgyle
What’s a pirate’s favorite branch of the military?
“Uh, the Arrrrrrrrrrrmy?”
No, the Navy, dumbass. Why would a pirate like the Army better? Fucking moron.
What did the pirate say
What did the pirate say when he turned 80?
Aye Matey.
May I interview you?
Reporter: “Excuse me, may I interview you?”
Man: “Yes!”
Reporter: “Name?”
Man: “Abdul Al-Rhazim.”
Reporter: “Sex?”
Man: “Three to five times a week.”
Reporter: “No no! I mean male or female?”
Man: “Yes, male, female… sometimes camel.”
Reporter: “Holy cow!”
Man: “Yes, cow, sheep… animals in general.”
Reporter: “But isn’t that hostile?”
Man: “Yes, horse style, dog style, any style.”
Reporter: “Oh dear!”
Man: “No, no deer. Deer run too fast. Hard to catch.”
What starts with F and ends with U-C-K?
Q: What starts with F and ends with U-C-K?
A: Firetruck.
I wish I could go to the Maldives again
I wish I could go to the Maldives again.”
“Wow, you’ve been to the Maldives?”
“No, but I wished it before.”
You’ll never go to jail
A man hired a lawyer when he got sued by his company for embezzlement of many millions. At the beginning of the process, the lawyer kindly reassured him: „Don’t worry, you’ll never go to jail with that amount of money.“
And the lawyer was right. When the man did go to jail eventually, he didn’t have a penny anymore.
Two satellites decided to get married.
Two satellites decided to get married.
The wedding wasn’t much, but the reception was incredible!