What’s a pirate’s favorite

What’s a pirate’s favorite school subject?

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What’s a pirate’s favorite sweater material?

Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrgyle

What’s a pirate’s favorite branch of the military?

“Uh, the Arrrrrrrrrrrmy?”

No, the Navy, dumbass. Why would a pirate like the Army better? Fucking moron.