I have a Polish friend who’s a sound technician. Oh, and a Czech one too. Czech one too. Czech one too.
Category: Funny Puns
Why don’t ants get sick?
Why don’t ants get sick?
Because they have little antybodies.
What do the movies titanic and the sixth sense have in common.
What do the movies titanic and the sixth sense have in common.
Icy dead people
Disappearing on the count of 3
I like Roman numerals
I for one like Roman numerals
Parking a single car doesn’t need much space
Parking a single car doesn’t need much space, but parking 200 cars, now that needs a lot…
The strawberry attempted to cross the road?
“What happened when the strawberry attempted to cross the road?”
“There was a traffic jam!”
A man goes to the zoo and the only thing there is one dog
A man goes to the zoo and the only thing there is one dog.
It is a shitzhu.
What time does Sean Connery show up
A young man about to jump off
A physicist sees a young man about to jump off the Empire State Building
He yells “Don’t do it! You have so much potential!”