Category: Funny Puns
What’s the difference between a hippo and a zippo?
What’s the difference between a hippo and a zippo?
One is really heavy, and the other is a little lighter.
My wife told me I had to stop acting like a flamingo
My wife told me I had to stop acting like a flamingo. So I had to put my foot down.
I went bobsleighing
I went bobsleighing the other day, killed 250 bobs
You could be stuck
I was having a bad time once and my friend felt the need to comfort me. They told me “Cheer up, ByrdInfluenza, it could be worse. You could be stuck at the bottom of a deep hole filled with water.”
I know they meant well.
A body building contest
Dr Frankenstein entered a body building contest. Upon arrival he realised he misunderstood the objective
People in Dubai don’t like the Flintstones
People in Dubai don’t like the Flintstones.
But people in Abu Dhabi do!
Whatdya call a frenchman wearing sandals?
Whatdya call a frenchman wearing sandals?
Phillipe Phillope.
Doing capital letters
I’ve found a job helping a one armed typist do capital letters.
It’s shift work
I’m condescending
I’ve been told I’m condescending.
(that means I talk down to people)