“Daddy, what is an alcoholic?”
“Do you see those 4 trees, son? An alcoholic would see 8 trees.”
“Um, Dad – there are only 2 trees.”
Category: Dad Jokes
How my dad feels
When somebody asks my dad how he feels, he always replies, „With my hands.“
What’s up?
Yo Dad, what’s up?
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The ceiling.
How do I look, daddy?
Daughter: “How do I look, daddy?!”
Dad: “With your eyes, sweetheart.”
I have a very secure job
Dad: I have a very secure job. There’s nobody else who would want it.
Do you know why I can’t be buried here?
“We drove past a city cemetery and my dad remarked, “Do you know why I can’t be buried here, boy?”
“Why?”
“Because I’m still alive.”
Are you alright, dad?”
“Are you alright, dad?”’
“Actually, technically, I’m half left and half right.”
I’ll call you later!
“I’ll call you later!”
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“Please don’t do that. I’ve always asked you to call me Dad!”