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How my dad feels

When somebody asks my dad how he feels, he always replies, „With my hands.“

Author jokerCategories Dad Jokes, Funny Puns
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What’s up?

Yo Dad, what’s up?
–
The ceiling.

Author jokerCategories Dad Jokes, Funny Puns
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How do I look, daddy?

Daughter: “How do I look, daddy?!”

Dad: “With your eyes, sweetheart.”

Author jokerCategories Dad Jokes, Funny Puns
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I have a very secure job

Dad: I have a very secure job. There’s nobody else who would want it.

Author jokerCategories Dad Jokes, One Liners Jokes, Work Jokes
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Do you know why I can’t be buried here?

“We drove past a city cemetery and my dad remarked, “Do you know why I can’t be buried here, boy?”

“Why?”

“Because I’m still alive.”

Author jokerCategories Dad Jokes
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Are you alright, dad?”

“Are you alright, dad?”’

“Actually, technically, I’m half left and half right.”

Author jokerCategories Dad Jokes
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I’ll call you later!

“I’ll call you later!”
–
“Please don’t do that. I’ve always asked you to call me Dad!”

Author jokerCategories Dad Jokes
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