Category: Animal Jokes
What’s the difference between a hippo and a zippo?
What’s the difference between a hippo and a zippo?
One is really heavy, and the other is a little lighter.
I went bobsleighing
I went bobsleighing the other day, killed 250 bobs
What do you call a dog that does magic tricks?
What do you call a dog that does magic tricks?
A labracadabrador.
Why don’t ants get sick?
Why don’t ants get sick?
Because they have little antybodies.
What do you get when you cross a cow and an octopus?
What do you get when you cross a cow and an octopus?
A call from the ethics committee and immediate revocation of your grant funding.
A man goes to the zoo and the only thing there is one dog
A man goes to the zoo and the only thing there is one dog.
It is a shitzhu.
Why don’t you ever see elephants hiding in trees?
Why don’t you ever see elephants hiding in trees? Because they’re really good at it.
What do you call a dog with no legs.
What do you call a dog with no legs.
It don’t matter, its not going to come.
Why do cows wear bells?
Why do cows wear bells?
Because their horns don’t work.