Two fish are sitting in a tank. One fish looks to the other and goes, “How do you drive this thing?”
Category: Animal Jokes
What’s worse than finding a worm in your apple?
Two birds are sitting on a perch
Two birds are sitting on a perch. One says to the other ‘can you smell a fish?’
A bear and a rabbit
What’s the difference between a bird and a fly?
Do you know why when geese fly in a V one end is longer than the other?
Why can’t the T-Rex clap?
Why can’t the T-Rex clap?
Because it’s dead.
You can differentiate between ant sexes
New scientific breakthrough! You can differentiate between ant sexes by placing them in water. If it sinks, girl ant. If it floats, buoyant.