Author: joker

Memories of you make me look forward to Alzheimers.

I don’t know where I would be without my compass.

Have you heard the story about the Mexican train killer; that guy had some loco motives

If you show me your boob I’ll show you my tattoo, tit for tat.

I hate being bipolar, it’s awsome.

I’d kill for a Nobel Peace Prize.

All the psychics I go to are either too depressing or too angry, when all I’m looking for is a happy medium.

IAmA professional boxer with dyslexia, MMA!

Shout out to the hard of hearing

Have you ever walked in on your roommate while you were masturbating?