Author: joker

The 5 second rule does not apply when you have a 2 second dog. ‬

I was going to make a joke about the floor, but then I realized it was beneath me.

Two fortune tellers meet on the street. The first says, “You’re fine, how am I?”

Abortion really brings out the kid in you

Beware of pointless warnings.

They say 1 in 6 guys is gay, so when I look within my group of friends… I hope it’s Josh, he’s the cute one.

I would be willing to have almost any super power, but I can’t see myself being invisible.

As a Scarecrow, people say I’m outstanding in my field.

My plan to have an incomplete Will Smith movie collection is coming together without a Hitch.

Only a fraction of people will understand that there is a fine line between the numerator and denominator.