Author: joker

I was gonna join the debate team, but somebody talked me out of it.

I’ll never forget my grandpa’s final words, “stop shaking the ladder you cunt.”

I walked down a street where the houses were numbered 64K, 128K, 256K, 512K and 1MB. That was a trip down memory lane.

I’ve got a bad habit of revealing my flaws to strangers.

Anyone wanna be my blind date for the eclipse tomorrow?

I know karate and a few other Japanese words.

I make apocalypse jokes like there’s no tomorrow.

My drug dealer cracks me up.

A farmer was in the field with his cows and counted 196 of them, but when he rounded them up he had 200

Cannibals are just people who are fed up with people