To the handicapped guy who stole my bag –
You can hide but you can’t run.
What word becomes shorter when you add two letters to it?
What word becomes shorter when you add two letters to it?
Short.
What’s red and bad for your teeth?
What’s red and bad for your teeth?
A brick.
What’s green, fuzzy
What’s green, fuzzy, and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you?
A pool table.
What time does Sean Connery show up
A young man about to jump off
A physicist sees a young man about to jump off the Empire State Building
He yells “Don’t do it! You have so much potential!”
What do you call a dog with no legs.
What do you call a dog with no legs.
It don’t matter, its not going to come.
What’s the difference
What’s the difference between a well dressed man on a tricycle and a poorly dressed man on a bicycle?
A tire!
Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up?
Why do cows wear bells?
Why do cows wear bells?
Because their horns don’t work.