I don’t know where I would be without my compass.
Have you heard the story about the Mexican train killer
Have you heard the story about the Mexican train killer; that guy had some loco motives
If you show me your boob
If you show me your boob I’ll show you my tattoo, tit for tat.
I hate being bipolar
I hate being bipolar, it’s awsome.
I’d kill
I’d kill for a Nobel Peace Prize.
All the psychics I go to
All the psychics I go to are either too depressing or too angry, when all I’m looking for is a happy medium.
IAmA professional boxer
IAmA professional boxer with dyslexia, MMA!
Shout out
Shout out to the hard of hearing
Have you ever walked in on your roommate
Have you ever walked in on your roommate while you were masturbating?
The 5 second rule does not apply
The 5 second rule does not apply when you have a 2 second dog.