I was going to make a joke about the floor, but then I realized it was beneath me.
Two fortune tellers meet on the street
Two fortune tellers meet on the street. The first says, “You’re fine, how am I?”
Abortion really brings out
Abortion really brings out the kid in you
Beware
Beware of pointless warnings.
They say 1 in 6 guys is gay
They say 1 in 6 guys is gay, so when I look within my group of friends… I hope it’s Josh, he’s the cute one.
To have almost any super power
I would be willing to have almost any super power, but I can’t see myself being invisible.
As a Scarecrow
As a Scarecrow, people say I’m outstanding in my field.
My plan to have an incomplete Will Smith movie collection
My plan to have an incomplete Will Smith movie collection is coming together without a Hitch.
Only a fraction of people will understand
Only a fraction of people will understand that there is a fine line between the numerator and denominator.
What is Lif?
Lif is too short