Today my yoga instructor was really drunk, put me in a very awkward position.
I’m looking for a personal trainer
I’m looking for a personal trainer. The last one didn’t work out.
I wonder how many vampires have been run over
I wonder how many vampires have been run over by people who backup just using their mirrors
My friend started a band called 1024 MB
My friend started a band called 1024 MB, but he’s only gotten one gig so far.
As I said before
As I said before, I never repeat myself.
It would be really hard
It would be really hard to overdose on viagra.
I started a yacht
I started a yacht making business in my attic; sails are going through the roof.
A buttload of toilet paper
A buttload of toilet paper is just the right amount
I tried to write a song about tortillas
I tried to write a song about tortillas but it came out more of a wrap.
Words cannot express
Words cannot express how limited my vocabulary is.