Do dolphins ever get tattoos of 19 year old community college girls?
Flatfootedness
Flatfootedness has always been my arch nemesis
A sperm bank
A sperm bank is the only bank where you make a deposit and lose interest.
Women can’t get enough
Women can’t get enough of my small penis.
I was going to make a belt out of old watches
I was going to make a belt out of old watches, but I thought, nah, that’s a waist of time.
I was very naive sexually
I was very naive sexually. My first boyfriend asked me to do missionary and I buggered off to Africa for six months.
I named my dog Syndrome
I named my dog Syndrome, so that when he jumps on people, I can say “Down, Syndrome!”
I’m a nonconformist
I’m a nonconformist like all my friends.
Braille is not that hard to learn
Braille is not that hard to learn, you just got to have a feel for it.
This pen that I stole from the bank
This pen that I stole from the bank is off the chain…