Banging a guy with a small dick is just fucking nuts
Masturbation comes
Masturbation comes in handy.
Good morning, Urology department
“Good morning, Urology department. Can you hold?”
I find it breathtaking
I find it breathtaking how some people steal inhalers.
Nothing wrong with being left handed
I’m not saying that there is anything wrong with being left handed, I’m just saying, it’s not right.
Sometimes, I put my hands on the floor
Sometimes, I put my hands on the floor, tuck my head towards my chest and lean forward……that’s how I roll.
When I found out that my microwave wasn’t waterproof
When I found out that my microwave wasn’t waterproof, I was shocked
For the record
For the record, my new turntable is great!
I’ve accidentally swallowed some Scrabble tiles
I’ve accidentally swallowed some Scrabble tiles, so my next poop could spell disaster.
My wife told me: ‘Sex is better on holiday.’
My wife told me: ‘Sex is better on holiday.’ That wasn’t a very nice postcard to receive.