Freudian slips happen to the breast of us.
Like most people my age
Like most people my age I’m 20 years old
I went to the store to pick up 8 two liters of sprite
I went to the store to pick up 8 two liters of sprite. I got home and realized I’d picked 7 Up.
Her joints are getting weaker
My grandma told me her joints are getting weaker, so I told her to roll them tighter.
I’m addicted to travel
I’m addicted to travel but I’m on the road to recovery.
Stop asking me where I think I’m going to be in 5 years
I wish people would stop asking me where I think I’m going to be in 5 years, I don’t have 2022 vision.
I wonder if it’s rude
I wonder if it’s rude for a deaf person to talk with food in their hands.
After dumping his girlfriend
After dumping his girlfriend, a cannibal wipes his butt.
I received a gift from my psychiatrist
I received a gift from my psychiatrist, it was shrink wrapped.
One fifth of people
One fifth of people are just too tense!