Top Funny Jokes

All mushrooms are edible, but some can only be eaten once.

The impulse to sing The Lion Sleeps Tonight is just a whim away.

My computer beat me at chess today, but I sure beat it at kickboxing

I don’t understand speech bubbles, they go right over my head.

Shout out to male porn stars for always being hard at work.

Every Scooby-Doo episode would literally be two minutes long if the gang went to the mask store first and asked a few questions.

A recent survey showed that 6 out of 7 dwarfs are not happy.

I’m afraid that one day when I meet God, he’ll sneeze and I won’t know what to say.

If 4 out of 5 people SUFFER from diarrhea… that means someone’s enjoying it.

I’ve got a strong hunch something is wrong with my spine.