In the desert I didn’t see that well, so I died of thirst.
Penultimate
Penultimate is my second favorite word.
I wonder if Jesus ever ate a bunch of crackers
I wonder if Jesus ever ate a bunch of crackers and got a bit full of himself.
I hate people who write things on the internet
I hate people who write things on the internet that are passive-aggressively focused on a single person. You know who you are.
“Anal?”
“Anal?” is such an open ended question.
Inspecting mirrors
Inspecting mirrors is a job I could really see myself doing
So I picked up
So I picked up this girl the other day…
I can’t stand
I can’t stand being in a wheelchair.
Fathers
Fathers are like boomerangs…. I hope
Getting paid
Getting paid to sleep would be a dream job