Top Funny Jokes

In the desert I didn’t see that well, so I died of thirst.

Penultimate is my second favorite word.

I wonder if Jesus ever ate a bunch of crackers and got a bit full of himself.

“Anal?” is such an open ended question.

Inspecting mirrors is a job I could really see myself doing

So I picked up this girl the other day…

I can’t stand being in a wheelchair.

Fathers are like boomerangs…. I hope

Getting paid to sleep would be a dream job