Top Funny Jokes

I don’t like when my cab driver goes the extra mile for me.

When my friend told me he’s finally going to watch Back to the Future, I told him it’s about time.

If opposites truly attract, the correct life strategy is to be a loser

I married Miss Right, but I didn’t know her first name was Always.

Asexuals don’t fuck around

The oddest years of my high school career were 9th and 11th.

Hyperbole is literally the best thing ever

I shipped a package of food to my old girlfriend because she was hungry. FedEx.

My name is Joe, but all my friends call me infrequently.

The only way you’ll ever get laid is if you crawl up a chicken’s ass and wait