Top Funny Jokes

I can’t stand being in a wheelchair

I should probably sell my vacuum cleaner, it’s just sitting around collecting dust.

My girlfriend confessed she has been seeing someone else at night, but I don’t believe in ghosts.

If I had learned anything from Tetris game, its that if you fit in, you disappear.

Don’t live backwards: it’s evil.

I’d give my left arm to be ambidextrous

I dropped my watch in the toilet so I am having a shitty time.

Some people have a way with words, others not have way.

I never forget my son’s first words… “Where the heck have you been for 16 years?”

“Don’t kid yourself” would be a great slogan for a condom company