The snorers are always the ones to fall asleep first.
Promises are like babies
Promises are like babies… They’re fun to make but hard to deliver.
Just you keep on talking
Just you keep on talking, for sure someday you’ll say something intelligent.
The human body
The human body was clearly designed by a civil engineer. Who else would put a waste disposal pipeline running through a recreational area?
The perfect man
The perfect man doesn’t swear, doesn’t smoke, doesn’t get angry, doesn’t drink. He also doesn’t exist.
Girls want a lot from one guy
Girls want a lot from one guy. On the other hand, a guy only wants one thing from a lot of girls.
Men with piercings
Men with piercings are ideal marriage material. They are not new to pain and they have experience with buying jewelry.
Women are always right
Rule No. 1: Women are always right.
Rule No. 2: If a woman is not right, Rule No.1 applies.
A broad smile
A broad smile is a cooler way of showing your enemies that you have teeth.
I’m breathing
I’m breathing. That’s about it for today’s productivity.