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Promises are like babies

Promises are like babies… They’re fun to make but hard to deliver.

Author jokerCategories Funny Sayings, Marriage Jokes

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What has two legs but cannot walk?
I see an ocean but no water. Where am I?
Why wouldn’t the shrimp share his treasure?
Why don’t you ever see elephants hiding in trees?
Why don’t ants get sick?
You can sleep on it, brush your teeth with it and sit on it, what is it?
What’s up?
Cole’s law
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I see an ocean but no water. Where am I?
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Where does Friday always come before Thursday?
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Guess what
What has two legs but cannot walk?
I see an ocean but no water. Where am I?
Where does Friday always come before Thursday?
You can sleep on it, brush your teeth with it and sit on it, what is it?
What spends all the time on the floor but never gets dirty?
Why don’t ants get sick?
What do you call a dog that does magic tricks?
On which side do chickens have the most feathers?
Cole’s law

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