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Promises are like babies

Promises are like babies… They’re fun to make but hard to deliver.

Author jokerCategories Funny Sayings, Marriage Jokes

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Why don’t ants get sick?
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You can sleep on it, brush your teeth with it and sit on it, what is it?
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Why don’t ants get sick?
I see an ocean but no water. Where am I?
You can sleep on it, brush your teeth with it and sit on it, what is it?
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What spends all the time on the floor but never gets dirty?
What has two legs but cannot walk?
What do you call a dog that does magic tricks?
How could he do that?
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