How to achieve a beach body?
1. Have a body
2. Arrive at the beach.
A joke about leeches
I wanted to tell you a joke about leeches. But I won’t – they all suck.
A fish with a missing eye
What would you call a fish with a missing eye?
A fsh, probably.
You’re obese
Doctor: You’re obese.
Patient: For that I definitely want a second opinion.
Doctor: You’re quite ugly, too.
Left Leg & Arm Amputated
Have you heard about this dude who had to have his left leg and left arm amputated after a car crash? — He’s all right now.“
Why is the math book so sad?
Why is the math book so sad?
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It’s got too many problems!
How the Earth rotates
I’d love to know how the Earth rotates. It would totally make my day.
No fans of the outdoors
Why are programmers no fans of the outdoors?
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There are too many bugs.
Notice on a shoe repair shop
Notice on a shoe repair shop:
I’ll heel you, I’ll save your sole, I’ll even gladly dye for you.
How they make holy water
Do you know how they make holy water? They boil the hell out of it!