I owe a lot to the sidewalks. They’ve been keeping me off the streets for years.
TV for $4.50
I saw an offer in a shop
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“TV for $4.50 – the volume is stuck on maximum”
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It was an offer I simply couldn’t turn down.
Why there aren’t any more cemeteries around
I wonder why there aren’t any more cemeteries around. People are really dying to get in there.
Coffee is the silent victim
Coffee is the silent victim in our house. It gets mugged every day.
What did the fish say
What did the fish say when it hit its head on a wall?
Dam!!!
Would you mind if I took a picture
Would you mind if I took a picture of you naked?
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Sure, why not – if it isn’t too cold for you here?
How to achieve a beach body?
How to achieve a beach body?
1. Have a body
2. Arrive at the beach.
A joke about leeches
I wanted to tell you a joke about leeches. But I won’t – they all suck.
A fish with a missing eye
What would you call a fish with a missing eye?
A fsh, probably.
You’re obese
Doctor: You’re obese.
Patient: For that I definitely want a second opinion.
Doctor: You’re quite ugly, too.