Drinking problem

“My wife suffers from a drinking problem.”

“Oh is she an alcoholic?”

“No, I am, but she’s the one who suffers.”

What school?

Mother: “How was school today, Patrick?”

Patrick: “It was really great mum! Today we made explosives!”

Mother: “Ooh, they do very fancy stuff with you these days. And what will you do at school tomorrow?”

Patrick: “What school?”

Very deep poem

I dig,
you dig,
we dig,
she dig,
he dig,
they dig…

It’s not a beautiful poem, but it’s very deep.