Anton, do you think I’m a bad mother?
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My name is Paul.
Your password is incorrect
I decided to make my password “incorrect” because if I type it in wrong, my computer will remind me, “Your password is incorrect.”
My ex-wife still misses me
My ex-wife still misses me. But her aim is steadily improving.
Very deep poem
I dig,
you dig,
we dig,
she dig,
he dig,
they dig…
It’s not a beautiful poem, but it’s very deep.
Do you have a bathroom?
I hate it when people are at your house and ask ‘Do you have a bathroom?’
No, we pee in the yard!
Sometimes I drink water
Sometimes I drink water – just to surprise my liver.