Why are Apple staff absolutely forbidden to fart in Apple stores?
Because there are no windows.
A collection of best jokes to enlighten your day
Why are Apple staff absolutely forbidden to fart in Apple stores?
Because there are no windows.
How to embarrass an archaeologist? You give him a used tampon and ask him to determine which period it came from.
Somebody stole all my lamps. I couldn’t be more delighted.
When you get depressed in the middle of winter, just chuck some butter from your window.
You’ll see a butterfly.
What should a proper lawyer wear to a court?
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A good law suit.
I’ve no home, I haven’t got control, I can’t see any escape. Way past the time I got a new keyboard.
They found a little hole in the wall of the women’s soccer team changing rooms.
Policemen are looking into it now.
If goods get damaged in transport, does it become ‘bads’?
37 consonants, 25 vowels, a question mark, and a comma went to court. They will be sentenced next Friday.
Shouldn’t pregnant women be called body builders?