At the movies: “Sorry we’re all sold out down to the last place.”
“Excellent, I’ll have the last place then.”
What is small, grey and triangular?
What is small, grey and triangular?
The shadow of the green triangle!
If I were to choose between dating and eating a soup
If I were to choose between dating and eating a soup – I think I’d rather eat the soup. Not much point in dating it.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
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A: It just felt like it.
What would Bears become without Bees?
What would Bears become without Bees?
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Just ears.
I’m becoming a stand-up comedian
Oh, they were laughing when I told them I’m becoming a stand-up comedian. Well, ha! They’re not laughing now!
What tea can vary in taste from bitter to sweet?
What tea can vary in taste from bitter to sweet?
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Realitea.
Why do we consider chickens as friendly animals?
Why do we consider chickens as friendly animals?
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Because they lay their eggs instead of throwing them.
If you threw blue sneakers into the Red Sea
What would happen if you threw blue sneakers into the Red Sea?
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They would get wet.
It’s always scary when a computer turns into a zombie
It’s always scary when a computer turns into a zombie. It has many mega-bites.