Guest at a restaurant: “I refuse to eat this roastbeef. Please call the manager! “
Waiter: “That’s no use. He won’t eat it either.”
Category: Work Jokes
Died peacefully in my sleep
I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.
What is on my desk?
A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a train stops. On my desk, I have a work station…
I got fired from the calendar factory
I can’t believe I got fired from the calendar factory. All I did was taking a day off.
The glass is half full
The optimistic say the glass is half full. The pessimistic say the glass is half empty. Engineers say the glass is twice as big as necessary.
Your worst quality
A guy goes in for a job interview and sits down with the boss.
The boss asks him, “What do you think is your worst quality?”
The man says “I’m probably too honest.”
The boss says, “That’s not a bad thing, I think being honest is a good quality.”
The man replies, “I don’t care about what you think!”
A famous artist
I live in constant fear that my kid will become a famous artist or painter and I will have thrown out about a trillion dollars of her work.
Who is the stupid one?
When my boss asked me who is the stupid one, me or him? I told him everyone knows he doesn’t hire stupid people.
I gave up my seat to a blind person
I gave up my seat to a blind person in the bus. That is how I lost my job as a bus driver.
A guy shows up late for work
A guy shows up late for work. The boss yells, ‘You should’ve been here at 8.30!’ He replies. ‘Why? What happened at 8.30?’