Category: One Liners Jokes

My poor knowledge of Greek mythology has always been my Achilles’ elbow.

The ocean is salty because land doesn’t wave back.

Don’t spell part backwards. It’s a trap.

Where would we be without rhetorical questions?

6:30 is the best time on a clock, hands down.

I ordered a book called “How To Deal With Impatience”, but it STILL hasn’t fucking arrived.

My girlfriend thinks I am incapable of being faithful but my wife never mentions it.

I know a guy addicted to brake fluid, he says he can stop anytime.

Don’t let an extra chromosome get you down.

People are making end of the world jokes like there’s no tomorrow.