Category: One Liners Jokes

I need an insensitive joke to tell my deaf friend. Preferably one he’s never heard.

I have been winning egg hunts since before I was born.

I have an inferiority complex, but it’s not a very good one.

I only use a single bag in my kitchen trash can

A missing letter can make a word of difference.

Procrastination is a dish best served eventually.

Jokes about socialism aren’t funny unless you share them with everyone.

You can get your asshole bleached and just tell people you changed your ringtone.

My wife wanted to make a joke about domestic abuse but I beat her to it.

It took me a long time to realize I was a slow learner