Category: One Liners Jokes

No matter how many times other people disappoint you, you can always count on your fingers.

I never wanted to believe that my Dad was stealing from his job as a road worker; but when I got home, all the signs were there.

Fruit truck spills over, create’s traffic jam

After Monday and Tuesday, even the calendar says W T F

I thought I had road rage but it turns out I’m just an angry drunk.

“Indecisive” is my favourite word, actually no it isn’t.

I have been reading the thesaurus lately, because the mind is a terrible thing to garbage.

If you see a girl in a seashell bra and hold one of the seashells up to your ear, you can hear her scream.

Blunt pencils are pointless.

Vegans think people that sell meat are disgusting, but people that sell fruit and veg are grocer.